JTG: Whenever I visited my parents, they took me to a Chinese restaurant they loved called The Panda. Right after the Red Rockers and "China" took off, they took my (then) wife and I there.
The restaurant had a thick book of show tunes. You chose a song out of the book and a lady came over to the table and sang it.
I chose "Climb Every Mountain" from "The Sound of Music". The lady had a lot of trouble singing that. I tried not to laugh. My wife kept kicking me under the table. Meanwhile my mom and dad are sitting there like this was a great show.
Then they told the lady, "This is our son. He's on MTV!"
I said, "Dad, no, no. She's not going to care."
Everyone is embarrassed by their parents now and then.